Monkey Boy Is In Our Kiddie Pool

Today was my second youngest brother, Lemur's, 7th birthday. We went out and bought a new pool so all his friends came over and we had a pool-birthday party! My youngest brother, Bear (3), spent all his time in the pool or in a mud puddle which he had created by bending the edge of the pool down and letting the water run out into the grass. While he was in the pool by himself, he started flinging things out. The rest of us thought it was just dirt or sticks or something of that sort, but we were sadly mistaken. See, he had 'relived himself' in the little kiddie pool and all of it had fallen out of his swimsuit into the water. He was flinging his poo! We all call him a little monkey, but I think that was taking it a bit to the extreme. Poor little Bear thought he was doing a good deed by cleaning out the pool. After all, it was his doody. (ha ha) Dad ended up having to clean off the patio with a shovel. Meanwhile, my dad's friend and I sat and made jokes about it. Fun fun.